Just Barney being awesome






“Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!”




“It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”



“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story."
 


“God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”



“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”




"When i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story" 







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